Uncensored

Just a girl writing about life.


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Reblogged from iamnevertheone

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

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tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

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earthandanimals:

lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

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sarahseeandersen:

An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.

sarahseeandersen:

An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.

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mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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Reblogged from nipyl-deactivated20140702

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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